The Reports Of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

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A Word About Tomorrow

With everyone focusing on the elections, let's not lose focus on what's truly important...

BIGFOOT SIGHTINGS!!!

Earworm

There is no reason why I should enjoy this song.

Yet here we are...

Only Eight More Days...

... until Disney's Brave is released!

Am I excited? You betcha!

But not because I want to actually see the movie.

See, my kids watch a good bit of the Disney Channel. And forty-eight times a day for the past twenty-seven months, the Disney Channel has run a promo for Brave. I've become so immune to it, the other day I happened to notice the June 22nd date and said, "Wow! I would've thought this was already out on video as long as I've seen the promos."

We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming...