Do you know what this contraption is?
It's a device that lets you kick your own ass.
You turn the thing on the left:
And four steel-toed boots kick you in the ass:
Just make sure you pay attention to Rule #4 or it is no longer an ass-kicking machine:
So… who would you like to put in this apparatus?
Please don't nominate me.
Hello. My name is Chag Holland. I am a major pop culture junkie and music lover. I like to photograph weird things. I am a conspiracy theorist and an amateur cryptozoologist. I am an avid sports fan and follow the Yankees, Panthers, and Tar Heels. I am a stay-at-home dad and have two wonderful children and one beautiful wife. I write about all this stuff.
Because the world needed another look-what-my-cute-kid-did-today web site.
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