Do you know what this contraption is?
It's a device that lets you kick your own ass.
You turn the thing on the left:
And four steel-toed boots kick you in the ass:
Just make sure you pay attention to Rule #4 or it is no longer an ass-kicking machine:
So… who would you like to put in this apparatus?
Please don't nominate me.
Self-Medicating
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