Five Things

Hey, guys! We're back from the beach in one piece. Sorry I don't have a proper post for you guys. That'll come tomorrow. Meanwhile…

Ridemakerz Giveaway

I'm giving away a $75 gift code to RIDEMAKERZ, an online store where you can create your own radio-controlled vehicle (think Build-A-Bear for cars). Click here for details.

Imperfect Parent

My latest While Mom's @ Work article went online while I was at the beach. It's about the worst part of any vacation: the trip there. Check it out and let me know what you think.

Wish You Were Me?

I'm going to a David Sedaris book signing on Tuesday night. YES!

Chag's Nameless Twitter Radio Show

As a result of the book signing, this week's Nameless Twitter Radio Show will be on Wednesday at 10 PM ET. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.

And Finally…

I really wanted to keep the lid on this until I had the post written.

But I can't. THE NEWS IS JUST TOO BIG!

A sea monster washed ashore at Myrtle Beach on Friday. I saw it with my own two eyes.

And I have photographic evidence.

And I'll show and tell you all about it tomorrow.