Zoey received an invitation to a birthday party yesterday. The child's mother had written on the invitation that instead of a gift, the child would like each partygoer to bring ten cans of food to be donated to the local Food Bank. I explained this to Zoey.
"She doesn't want presents?"
"No. She wants you to bring cans of food so she can donate them to people who don't have any food. Isn't that a nice thing to do?"
She thought about this for a moment.
"She doesn't want presents?"
"No."
"What's wrong with that girl?"
Indeed! "I don't know. She's probably just trying to get on the news or something."
Song of the day: Jesus Of Suburbia by Green Day
Mother Teresa's Birthday Party
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