Real Men Of Genius

I enjoy Bud Light's Real Men Of Genius commercials. Today, I came across two stories that deserve to be highlighted in upcoming commercials.

This Would Really Be Super
A group has created an online petition to make the day after the Super Bowl a national holiday. I couldn't agree more. On Monday, everyone's either hung over, talking about the game, or talking about the commercials. Or all three. No one's working, so everyone might as well stay home from work.

Why Hasn't This Happened Sooner?
A scientist in North Carolina has discovered a way to put caffeine in donuts. Do I really have to explain how AWESOME of an idea this is? It's probably one of the six greatest inventions of all time. Dude definitely deserves a Nobel Prize.

Thanks

I'd like to thank everyone who commented and/or offered sympathy on my last post. The legal system simply sucks. At 21's third arrest, he was told to enter and complete rehab or he would have to go to jail. He went to rehab but checked himself out before he completed the program. You would think at his fourth arrest, the judge would've noticed this and given him a harsher sentence. Nope.

Even though it was his fourth DUI arrest, the vehicle he was driving was stolen from his brother, and he crashed into another vehicle going over sixty MPH and smashed part of the guardrail, he was only sentenced to fifteen weeks of weekend jail time. Another part of his sentence was to find a job, which he has yet to do. Want to know why? They haven't assigned him a parole officer yet. With no one to report to, he has no one to answer to, so he can do what he wants.

And I seriously doubt he'll receive more jail time as a result of missing his scheduled incarceration this past weekend. He's already done it once back in December and nothing happened to him.

I guess you have to kill someone before you face serious jail time.

Song of the day: The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song by The Flaming Lips