The girl across the street just returned from her post-high-school-graduation beach trip. You can still make out Senior Week '06 written in soap on her car window (along with Beach Or Bust and some other inane saying).
I graduated high school in 1988.
Do you know what that means?
There's a chance she was born on the day I graduated high school.
Christ.
But that got me to thinking. If everything goes to plan, I will be fifty when Zoey graduates high school.
Fifty!
5. 0.
I'll be 53 when Zed graduates. How am I supposed to flirt with Zoey's high school chums in my dentures and Depends?
Now, if you'll excuse me, Grandpa has to go take his Metamucil.
Anyone else feeling old today?
Ancient
